Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men. - Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Tiffany Aching on choosing
This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do. - Wintersmith, Terry Pratchett
Miss Tick on knowledge
"Knowledge is power, power is energy, energy is matter, matter is mass, and mass changes time and space." - I Shall Wear Midnight, Terry Pratchett
Adam on people
I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people. - Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
The Nac Mac Feegles on pretty much anything
Crivens! - The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett