Did you notice that all polling organizations are liberal?

Posted on October 22, 2008

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Did you know that Fox News is a liberal news organization? Not because it’s part of the so-called liberal media, but rather because Fox is based in the liberal bastion of New York City. Following similar “logic”, DJ Drummond has labeled every single polling organization in the U.S. as liberal because they’re headquartered in liberal cities or states.

From Drummond’s commentary:

Poll Headquarters
ABC News 77 W 66th St, #13, New York City, New York
CBS News 524 W 57th St, New York City, New York
FOX News 1211 Avenue of the Americas, New York City, New York
Gallup 901 F St NW, Washington DC
Hotline 88 Pine St, 32nd floor, New York City, New York
IBD 12655 Beatrice St. Los Angeles, California
The Los Angeles Times 202 W 1st St, Los Angeles California
Marist Institute 3399 North Rd, Poughkeepsie, New Jersey York
Mason-Dixon 1250 Connecticut Ave #200, Washington DC
Newsweek 251 W 57th St, New York City, New York
The New York Times 1 City Hall, New York City, New York
Pew Research Center 1615 L St NW, #700, Washington DC
Quinnipiac 275 Mount Carmel Ave., Hamden Connecticut
Rasmussen 625 Cookman, #2, Asbury Park, New Jersey
Reuters 3 Times Square, New York City, New York
Survey USA 15 Bloomfield Ave., Verona New Jersey
TIPP 690 Kinderkamack Rd, Oradell, New Jersey
Washington Post 1150 15th St NW, Washington DC
Zogby 901 Broad St, Utica, New York

So, I guess that means any organization headquartered in New York or New York City, Washington DC, Los Angeles, Connecticut, or New Jersey is totally contaminated by liberal ideas and can’t possibly be conservative.

So, that means that the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post must be liberal newspapers. So must be the Washington Times. The same goes for Matt Drudge, who runs the Drudge Report out of the uber-liberal DC suburbs, and for CNSNews (“The right news, right now”), part of the Media Research Center out of Alexandria, VA. Let’s add HumanEvents.com while we’re at it.

Moving past the liberal media, since the Constitution Party, the Republican Party, and the Libertarian Party are all HQed in Washington DC, they’re all liberal lapdogs too. So are the Heritage Foundation, the American Enterprise Institute, the Cato Institute, the Manhattan Institute for Policy Research, the Club for Growth, the Competitive Enterprise Institute, the Hudson Institute, the Federalist Society, Judicial Watch, Atlas Economic Research Foundation, the Center for Individual Rights, the Reason Foundation (out of Los Angeles), the Institute for American Values, and the National Rifle Association. And while it’s not in any of the cities mentioned, I’m sure that the Hoover Institution out of Stanford, the Center for Theology and the Natural Sciences out of Berkeley, the Pacific Research Institute for Public Policy out of San Francisco, and the Heartland Institute out of Chicago have been similarly corrupted.

And while we’re talking about pinko commies, let’s add all those bankers and financial types on Wall Street too, along with Regnery Publishing, publisher of such left-wing classics as “Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry”, “Religion of Peace?, “A Mormon in the White House?”, “Unhinged,” “High Crimes and Misdemeanors,” “Dereliction of Duty,” and “Shut Up and Sing,” among many, many others. And let us add WorldNetDaily Books (whose founder, Joseph Farah, is from the state most closely aligned with China and Russia, California), publishers of “Savage Nation,” “Terri’s Story: The Court-Ordered Death of an American Woman,” “Taking America Back: A Radical Plan to Revive Freedom, Morality, and Justice,” and “The Audacity of Deceit: Barack Obama’s War on American Values.” And Threshold Editions (part of NY publisher Simon and Schuster), publishers of “The End of Prosperity: How Higher Taxes Will Doom the Economy–If We Let It Happen,” “New Deal or Raw Deal?: How FDR’s Economic Legacy Has Damaged America,” “Upstream: The Ascendance of American Conservatism,” and “The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality.”

Yep, I guess nearly every major conservative organization, publisher, and news organization in the country is actually liberal, and all because they’re based in areas that have strongly liberal political leanings. I’m glad you were here to help us figure that out, DJ.

So, who’s going to tell them they’re all pinko commie left wing nut jobs?

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